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As I get older, I'm noticing an inverse relationship between how much I care about what clothes I wear and the volume of me blowing my nose. 2:38 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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One of my tires just blew out, on the way home from 5 hours in the ER with wife's grandparents, and tailbone hurt from skydive. HUZZAH!! 8:01 PM Nov 29th from twitterrific |
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Realizing that I spend a good portion of my day negotiating with a 2 year old. My win/loss ratio is not good. 7:59 PM Nov 25th from twitterrific |
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My 5 year old son, who has apparently played too much Halo3: 'Dad, am I allowed to say "Let's wipe those bastards off the deck!!" ?' Ummm 4:55 PM Nov 20th from twitterrific |
Why is the concept of alternating cheese triangles SO difficult for Subway employees to understand? why? WHY? 2:05 PM Nov 19th from twitterrific |
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Beautiful day in San Fran, my beautiful wife is on her way to hang out with me here... all is right in the world today. 9:41 AM Nov 13th from twitterrific |