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Bummed that the carpet no longer smells like my butt. |
Snoring, dreaming of killing the lady with the short hair who keeps putting the BURNING EYE DROPS IN MY EYE. |
First my eye swells shut, then they put this satellite dish around my head? |
Bleeding again. WTF? Will somebody please pay attention and SPAY ME? |
I don't care where they go, as long as they take me with them. |
Fuckin' macaroni and cheese sticks to the roof of my mouth. |
Dishwasher soap in mouth! Get it out! Get it out! Get it out! |
Wondering if Chuck is fixed. |
Just sideswiped a six-year-old and made him fall flat on his face. |
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