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@sh I've been getting weekly mailings from Tiffany and Barneys, and Bergdorf Goodman is having their first sale ever. Poor luxury brands.
@danbenjamin Are these the droids you're looking for? http://tinyurl.com/6dcsks
Stepped in a pile of dog shit. Shoes in the hall, waiting to be cleaned. Urge to kill: RISING.
Fell well short of my goal time this morning. Had to stop to tie my shoes twice. Still... only one more marathon qualifier left.
Found the 11:00 mystery beeping in the dining room! My iPod nano had an alarm set for some reason. WTF?!
Flickr is unusably slow. Again. I'm starting to regret renewing my Flickr Pro membership. I can get painfully slow photo hosting for FREE.
Kathryn's not using her School of Seven Bells/M83 ticket tonight. Anyone want to come with me?
Banged my foot against the coffee table. Again. Anyone know where I can find a pair of steel-toed slippers?
@crazyunclejoe Naw, I went the Joe Pesci route. Don't think the judge was amused by my rented velvet tuxedo, though.
Hearing complete. Vedrict will be mailed in 2-4 weeks.
Hours wasted this morning waiting for my hearing: 1
Playing "Chicken" with the judicial system.
To paraphrase Randall from Clerks: this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking users.
Twenty minutes ago, I was tired. Then I had coffee. Now I'm jumping off the walls. Need to work on finding a happy medium.
I thought my code was solid, and then my testers had to go and break EVERYTHING. I'll just be over here in the corner, crying.
Via Keith Olbermann, both Jeffrey Tambor and David Cross have confirmed: the Arrested Development movie has received a green light.
I have a court date on Friday to fight a $50 citation for having Beta on the grass in Madison Square Park. Advice? http://tinyurl.com/5w6hz5
I *so* want to do the right thing and switch to compact florescent bulbs, but the quality of light is both ugly and gives me a headache.
OH. MY. GOD. The USPS website for buying postage is such a piece of shit.