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hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Holy shit. I think I just leveraged social media. YOU-ESS-AY! YOU-ESS-AY!
Matt Haughey
mathowie @hotdogsladies Oh, I could improve upon it. "The 5D's hdmi jack doesn't work with my 1080p screen in the new BMW?! The chauffeur is fired!"
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies @mathowie You just won the Palme d'Or of the 2008 First World Problem Awards.
agaricales
agaricales Going to my 2nd Packer Game this weekend. High of 17 degrees. Yay! They are handing out scarves at the door. I can burn it to keep warm.
johnroderick
johnroderick A friend says: "Move to L.A. to escape Seattle's rain." L.A.'s seasons are: Flooding, On Fire, Sweltering/Can't Breathe, and Road Rage. Bah.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Wonder if the Wu-Tang Clan would ever bring me on as "the untalented, pasty one who's always in the bathroom." \W/\W/
Meowrey
meowrey My Bareminerals makeup demands a "Swirl, Tap, Buff®" application. There's even a *DVD demo*. With great powder comes great responsibility.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Somewhere, a sad, obese man in pristine ASICS scarfs cookie dough over an unopened _Runner's World_, complaining that he needs more "tips."
President Monteiro
Mike_FTW Ran out of checks. Went to bank. "How long to get checks? DAMN! That's longer than it took for my money to bail your ass." Not allowed back.
Kevin Rose
kevinrose long day, disconnecting my hayes 2400bps modem. night.
johnroderick
johnroderick Best part of AC/DC? The rotund, unshowered, tie-dye shirted lovebirds adding waves of B.O. to the light show that only I could see. Thanks.
Scott Hanselman
shanselman "A 64bit rewrite of a 32bit Extension to a 16bit DLL on an 8bit OS running on 4bit Hardware by a 2bit Company without 1bit of Competition."
secretGeek
secretGeek Dyslexia TFW!
Darth Vader
darthvader Totally had Tarkin convinced they named Black Friday after me. He was waffling until I whipped out my Vader Master Card - http://bit.ly/UAeh
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Took AN HOUR to get my personal sub monogrammed. Then, when I spilled tea on the immigrant they gave me to sit on, he CRIED. Unbelievable.
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