And then you have to ask yourself: what the fuck did I just eat, why did it taste vaguely of plastic... and why do I want another? 5:22 PM Dec 9th from twhirl |
Sometimes you just have to buy the creme-filled cake-like thingie with no natural or pronounceable ingredients. 5:18 PM Dec 9th from twhirl |
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We live in the foyer of the future, through which we can see the rest of the house. As soon as we wipe our feet of the past, we can step in. 9:17 AM Dec 6th from web |
Come on, world: Why isn't there a set of overhead-compartment-sized luggage and matching TSA-compliant clear totes branded "Keep Calm"? 8:42 AM Dec 6th from web |
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Oh look, my first jury summons (Yes, really. I've lead a charmed life, free from civic duty.) 4:42 PM Nov 2nd from web |
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There are 6 lost dog flyers on my 3 block walk to the store. 6 flyers for 6 _different_ lost dogs. 4:04 PM Oct 23rd from web |
*punks with no/few google hits, yet: BikemessengerPunk, VeldtPunk , Web2.0Punk (2), CubiclePunk (5), HousewifePunk (2), CasinoPunk (2) 5:56 AM Oct 17th from web |
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"Any poisoned ones", I meant. Of course. Yes. It's called cross-sampling, people. It's SCIENCE. 12:21 AM Sep 30th from web |
Apparently, some of you don't believe I've eaten some sizable portion of this candy just to make sure the children don't get any. 12:19 AM Sep 30th from web |
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