I guess guys are not looking for an honest answer when they position their dirty talk in the form of a question. Lesson learned. 20 minutes ago from web |
I have emerged from my SantaCon near-death-coma just long enough to congratulate @Mickipedia on becoming an offical LA Derby Doll. about 2 hours ago from web |
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Elf face hurts. Elf phone and face damaged in ice ball fight. Elf cannot call you back right nao. K. bai. about 5 hours ago from web |
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To SantaCon we go. Today, the elves take back Xmas or whatever. 11:29 AM yesterday from web |
Waiting for the valet to bring my car, surrounded by Xtreme douchebaggery, the likes of which no one on earth has ever seen. 11:44 PM Dec 5th from mobile web |
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I just accidentally pulled a Tara Reid in the office. Only with no audience. No photographers. And better tits. 7:16 PM Dec 5th from web |
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Some decorum, ladies. When in a public restroom please refrain from sighing loudly & farting as you pee. K? Thanks. Bai. 4:26 PM Dec 5th from mobile web |
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Is it possible that my soul mate is an over-the-hill bald dude who wears pleated khakis? No. No it is not. 3:20 PM Dec 5th from web |
Daily Eye Candy Alert: Hot guy sighted in Warner Bros. Studio Plaza building. Getting off elevator on the 11th floor. Mamma mia. 2:54 PM Dec 5th from web |
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