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tonight we make 100 biscuits. no, that's not a euphemism.
Bacon cheese grits and mimosas.... Now THAT is brunch.
day 3 of staycation.... going to go spice hunting in jackson heights tomorrow.
day 2 of stay at home vacation and i've done almost every task i set out for myself..... warm up the xbox 360
i could literally refrigerate sides of beef in my office.
you know how i know we're in a deep,deep recession? I was hawked a fake rolex on EVERY block of canal st last night.
literally drooling over the prospect of having pho at Pho Viet Huong tonight before virtual safari armageddon.
viva el caballito!!!
note to self: dude, you're not 25 years old anymore
mmmm.... pizza flavored combos.
Grapes of Wrath is a fuc*ing mind blowing read, especially during these times.
if you're at all curious what it's like to be lobotomized, without invasive surgery, go see the radio city christmas spectacular
Just woke up from an eight year hangover.
@meccows you are a pillar of democracy
It felt good to pull that little lever in the top left corner. Really goddamn good.
@rynokins again, so sorry my man
@thatmegathing sweet, thanks! i'll shoot you an email!
popping the question was the easy part. now jess and i have no idea what to do... any advice?
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