Having gone to an all-girls school 4th - 8th grade, I didn't really hear a Uranus joke until high school. 8:19 AM Dec 9th from web |
Walked the dog with wet hair this morning and came home with haircicles. 7:29 AM Dec 8th from web |
This whole thing where "I'll pray for you" is an insult now? I'm not into it. And neither is God; I checked. 1:19 PM Dec 3rd from web |
4 ver mprtant letters n m kebard have decded nt t wrk anmre. bmmer. 10:01 AM Dec 1st from web |
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Dear Mary and Beth, It snowed last night, it snowed last night, the sky bears had a pillow fight and broke up everything in sight. Love,
Mom 7:26 AM Nov 21st from web |
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lols@AMC's story pitches: "Michelle: Does her bra fit properly?" "Robert Gibbs is going on a diet. How can America help?" http://is.gd/83Qw 6:01 PM Nov 18th from web |
Still remembering some of AJW's "You might be a squatter if" jokes from last night; still laughing. 8:02 AM Nov 13th from web |
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oh god, oh god, for the first time tonight hearing Signed Sealed Delivered, just had a musicgasm. 11:38 PM Nov 4th from web |
Officially now have a firsthand pennsylvania "we hate ni----- but we voted obama" story. 7:11 PM Nov 4th from txt |
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Very sweet drunk cat lady down the street just wished me a happy new year. 4:45 PM Nov 2nd from txt |
/me installs BlockSite: TPM, Swampland, huffpost, drudge, dailykos, salon, fivethirtyeight. No more election porn. 8:43 AM Oct 30th from web |
seriously considering installing filter software that will keep me from reading anything with election keywords in it today and tomorrow 8:36 AM Oct 30th from web |
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You know, the whole "Obama is a socialist" meme is not exactly undermined by Shepard Fairey's poster, beautiful as it is. 7:58 AM Oct 28th from web |
"democrats for mccain" neighbors took down the unamerican-ish obama pics from their windows (still have 3 mccain signs). So curious why. 6:03 AM Oct 27th from web |
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