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It would appear that my iPhone has recovered from its oatmeal drowning! |
OH NO!! I put phone to ear. Phone slipped! Phone fell into sink! Fell into bowl full of soap water and oatmeal remnants! iPhone DEATH! 404!! |
Omg -- AGAIN. Two michael Douglass collisions (well, this was a near miss) learn to drive, dude! |
I just bumped into Michael Douglass at B&H. |
ATTENTION: I hereby officially renounce the "word" webinar. |
No offense, but I totally don't want to be like Thor in 5 and 1/12ths years. Seriously. (Not that Thor. A different Thor.) |
You're dead to me. |
ONLY-CHILDREN UNITE! Join my group if you are utterly bereft of siblings!!! http://tinyurl.com/5j8sqy - so lonely! [sniff-sniff]! |
Depression 2.0 Update!!! In my Inbox this morning: VIACOM/MTVN cutting 850 jobs -- TODAY! |
Write me a program that repeats [DELETE]/[apple-z] thousands of times per second, install it in my physical body, and go get me my drink. |
New friends: I am out in the world, with humans, being meat. It is all there is. |
Attn, Hill of Flesh on 7 train: scooching your assmeats onto my lap does not suffice as an Excuse Me. |
404: Magic amphetamine not working. |
McDonalds!! You drunk assholes!! |
@kondef are you alive??!! |
Currently @ Miyako. Nth 6th. Williamsburg. Beef Dol Sut. Asahi. Assassins - I am unarmed. |
@alisonboring I think the answer is "the can"! |
Dear God, please nuke these banker fucks with AIDS lightning. |
THERE ARE NO COPIES OF THE NEW YORK TIMES AND I AM GETTING PISSED |
FUCK YEAH |
