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Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction
listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III |
I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO! |
Lee's Law:
Mother said there would be days like this,
but she never said that there'd be so many! |
"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you." -- Alexander Graham Bell |
Udall's Fourth Law:
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
don't like. |
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports. |
How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism? |
No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick |
Seen On a Bumper Sticker:
I'd kick your ass but this is my best dress. |
Grandpa Charnock's Law:
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to driv ...... |
Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of
space.
-- GRAFFITI |
Palindrome:
Plan no damn Madonna LP. |
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of
the Force.
- Darth Vader |
To the landlord belongs the doorknobs. |
Manuscript: Something submitted in haste and returned at
leisure.
-- Oliver Herford |
* "Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it."
--- Samuel Goldwyn |
Endless Loop, n.:
see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.:
see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary |
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets. |
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI |
Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. |
