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Happy birthday @robbyrussell !
Never heard that sound come out of a human before...
In a sorry state. Met up after dinner and no drinks w/ a group who have had no dinner and many many drinks. Recipe for tonights herder title
Concerned parties are looking into the serious ducking problem: http://rubyurl.com/TzZd @chrisgriffin, @mattly, this one is for you.
OH: "I can pick up my own wifi from here." "If you can pick up your own wifi from here, I can pick up MY wifi."Who will win thisnerd battle?
Can't ducking believe Oregon still allows smoking in bars.
wrong boolean operator.
Great fun with great folk.
What does Charles Manson thinks of Obama election? Abyss on tap @ Pause. Can we have a hotdog eating contests but with # of thoughts in 140?
@demonbane Throw away another soda can?
A surgeon I used to work for wants to quit medicine and open a coffee shop. Humans: Doomed to want what they don't have, regardless.
@adelcambre Fact: If I had been in charge of making the world I wouldn't have included anything that required demolition with a jackhammer.
Some things just don't change. And you find yourself ridiculously thankful that you left them behind, by choice or by force.
@morphone YES! Put me to work on your goat farm. I have a spinning wheel in need of small repairs. Would love some guidance.
Going to have a hard time reconciling my desire for a houseboat with my desire for a 10 acre goat farm in my daydreams, let alone reality.
Brief reunion with @robbyrussell & @noaconstrictor after dinner w/ @demonbane while waiting for @adelcambre. Regular land 'o twits here.
SWF ISO much missed Portland friends for dinner, drinks & possible dancing tonight. Send me your pic- no drama, baggage, or smokers.
@kagato Maybe it's an optimism distributor moonlighting as a DC. Relationship more likely to succeed if you believe math is on your side.
You'd think that in a house full of allegedly smart people, someone would have figured out that the 1:1 people to pie ratio was a bit much.
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