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My booty is sore. The fleshy parts, I mean.
Watching @al3x wreck shit.
I feel like a bad liberal but I don't get the Auto Industry bailout. Are we to believe they could run a real business with the cash?
Turns out you can run into some awkward territory by dropping a not-dirty joke with 'regina' as the punchline.
"She found Charles Edward scavenging for food on a rubbish dump" - you can fall pretty far as a British Royal who backed the Nazis.
@luckiestmonkey thanks for the ginger buttons and black bean brownies! Snacks make the greatest gift of all.
@eparillon We count slow in MO. Plus, I imagine it's hard for STL to come up with a workable scheme to rig the vote. We'll figure it out.
@amyjane Both. There's a reason they're called The Fantastic Four.
@eparillon global baby! I'll cut your finger off.
I now own some real sharp kitchen knives. I predict the first serious accident is less than seven days away.
There's something a little odd about Kasa, the cafeteria style Indian burrito place. But the food is dope.
My progress bars are being held at 90% across a wide range of tasks.
I hate it when inanimate constructs decline my meeting requests. I don't need passive aggressive 'tude from a room assigner.
Figuring out stuff
@dgcopter Cool! Hope the solo works out.
FYI: @stevej wears water proof hiking boots to work because he often finds himself ankle-deep in the tears of his enemies.
There's a dude sitting in full view at his apt window overlooking the T stop. Just wearing sweats, eating cereal and being creepy as fuck.
Playing a highly conceptual game of charades. "karate man playing guitar" was the first clue.
I voted No on 8! Can I get to house now?
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