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Nona is drinkin' goose and similac. We call this cocktail a "baby russian."
Got 27 emails w/r/t contest, almost everyone suggested same thing. Weird. (New Superpoop comics run through Friday. http://superpoop.com )
Six Superpoop comics this week! http://www.superpoop.com and a new blog entry http://blog.toothpastefordi...
☞ if you have a mac press option-cmd-T. HELL YES ☜ thanks @numist ⁂☂☭♶♬
Drawing comics, space heater blasting my studio room so I don't freeze. I can hear Nona McCaining in the other room: Eeehhhhhh.... EEEHHHHHH
Yo Steven Harper, I heard you like politics, so we put a Parliament in your Parliament so you can get votes while you get votes.
"World's Worst Headache" Premieres Today! STARRING: My head RUN TIME: All motherfucking day
Menergy drink pulled from shelves, FDA is mad that it's full of melamine. What do you think gives you the energy, FDA?!
Just created the world's first "menergy drink": keeps you alert, gives you a boner, makes you like sports. In stores December 2009
Yo Nona I heard you like to crap yourself, so we put a diaper in your diaper so you can crap while you crap.
Finished some comics, decided that Nona needs to learn how to scan old books and dig through the internet for Superpoop photos.
Feeding the baby and dogs and dealing with their poop, trying to get started on comics before noon.
Black Friday Deal: Purchase 3+ t-shirts from Sharing Machine for $13 each and you will make my Friday much better. http://sharingmachine.com
Wondering how long of a prison term I would serve if I assassinated the Free Credit Report Dot Com guy. Worth it Y/N
APOSTROPHES ladies shirts are almost gone. Grammar is very important to ladies. Laaaaaaadies, I am your cousin romaaaaaan.
Power came back on immediately after I changed the baby via flashlight THANKS A.E.P.
power's out again... once I buy a generator it'll never happen again
Dear Karl Lagerfeld: I assume you have not included Bob Evans Country Fried Steak in your diet plan because you have never tasted it.
Chester got ambushed and told "what not to wear" by TLC. He cried as they threw out his palazzo pants.
T-Shirt restocks: We now have HATE, AWESOME, LION, and NATURE in sizes S-XL. Order now, avoid heartbreak. http://www.sharingmachine.com
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