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had a dream the dogs babysat nona...came home and they had fed her poop and dead baby birds.
Day 1 of diet... pound and a half of cantaloupe for lunch.
THANKSGIVING 2008: I am thankful for my first post-baby drink (a giant one.)
WASHIN' NONA: first, soap her up in plastic shoebox used as bathtub. then, transfer to 2nd shoebox of clean water to rinse, and done!
continuing my universal celibacy campaign-- 3am, in the basement, waiting for nona to relax. drew gets the fun, day hangouts. i get this.
Waiting for Nona to complete her dramatic trucker shit... go, Nona, go! You can do it!
miniature babies, black presidents... what is the world coming to?!?
oh, hey, i dressed up like a webcomic for halloween. SORRY NO CANDY TODAY.
not dead yet, fyi.
making it rain.
NATALIE'S ECONOMY FIX: Legalize weed, tax the hell out of it. Done and done. Thank you.
Sorry, guys, no comic on Friday... Gotta go fix the 'conomy.
@drewtoothpaste You'll always be my #1 rapper on the Amazon charts, baby.
Back to work, but now I am sick... I think it's allergies, from a neighbor burning storm detritus & the smoke blowing in my bedroom window.
MOTHERFUCKING POWER IS BACK ON!!!
DAY 4 Looking forward to the cold Beefaroni I dug up at a gas station. Estimate of return of electricity bumped to Friday. Yay?
Rumor is no power until Sunday night. Fuck. Five more days of Chex Mix and FiberOne bars for every meal.
Ahhh, good morning. I'm gonna microwave some oatmeal and make a pot of coffee. WAIT...shit. Day 3 No Power.
Hour 28 without power. Getting old. Would like ice for my drink,meal that is not snackfood.
Still no electricity. And its dark. Awesome.