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Nick Douglas
nick I discovered the tenth dimension! Now if I can just unravel it out of my headphone cord.
Annie
shoesonwrong The unspoken rule in wig shops is when you're trying on the wigs and a car drives by, you pretend to be a mannequin.
phillygirl
phillygirl My new MacBook and my credit card are getting RAMmed at the Apple store.
Trelvix Husseinowitz
trelvix You're *positive* his name is "Vajayjay Krishna?" Because if I call and ask for "Vajayjay" there had *better* be a Vajayjay working there
Nick Douglas
nick If there's anything that speaks to modern America's entitlement, it's that we're calling this "The Great Recession."
Ana Marie Cox
anamariecox I bought a (another) pair of ridiculous boots but I put my foot down on a Stella McCartney bag. Not literary. Then I'd have to buy it.
mrtonyclifton
mrtonyclifton @michael you listen good, knobjob:if you try to get in on my act, i'll call my jew lawyer and he will be UP YOUR ASS! You hear me?
Nick Douglas
nick I'm so emotionally drained, running out of contact lens solution makes me cry. I CAN BARELY AFFORD MY EYESIGHT.
Window Snyder
window I met the google walking maps guy with his camera on a stick and everything. It was like discovering one of santa's elves. OMG you're real!
Xeni Jardin
xenijardin Sorry, that was a lame tweet. I was all out of material.
johnroderick
johnroderick The fence I'm building will have an "Up down down, Up down down" motif. An allusion in wood to my belief that waltz-time is indie-pop gold.
johnroderick
johnroderick I'm out of coffee filters. If I get up and go to the store I may as well go to a cafe. Buying filters only helps Future John. And fuck him.
Ana Marie Cox
anamariecox Conference I'm attending has session conveniently skedded to be in "hotel lobby." Good for ppl who don't want to appear to be at conference!
Erika Hall
mulegirl Five dozen eggs. And @mike_FTW is riding the cart down the ramp. Oh look, no hands.
Michael Ferguson
michael Anderson Cooper: ". . . (Blagojevich) denouncing Mr. Obama in language only David Effing Mamet could write for not playing along . . ."
Erika Hall
mulegirl Hey guys, you need anything from Costco?
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Thomas Friedman goes into a bar and orders a glass of water. Bartender says, "Flat?" So, Friedman sits down and writes 3 more books.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson "The Obama-Biden Transition Project." I hate jam bands.
Stephen R. Fox
F6x You ever have one of those days where you realize that you have nothing better to do than the work you've been so busy avoiding?
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