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Momentile time. Check it > http://mtile.us/derek
Just saw a '1-800-divorce' billboard on the drive home. #AmericaFuckYeah
@fallow Thanks bro! @jpraadt Out little project keeps evolving as it grows. We always welcome suggestions on how ways to improve it. Thanks!
@xforward It's taking a lot of restraint not counter you with a witty "shit for brains" remark right now. FYI.
Working from home today. Running on zero sleep, been up all night taking care of a sick wife and baby. Im now a zombie. I want your brains.
Momentile time. Check it > http://mtile.us/derek
Apparently runat=server judo chopped Firefox in the neck and brought it to its knees for some unknown reason. Anyone ever experience this?
No matter where I go, or what I do, there's always some .NET/CSS/layout explosion. Why!? I hate you .NET. Almost more than I hate lettuce.
@shortyawards I nominate @fireland for a Shorty Award in #humor because... he tweets and I crap my pants. And I like that. I like crap pants
Is shocked/amazed/confused that "We built this city" by Starship has infiltrated the shuffle. What, how and why?
Drinking coffee, writing styles and listening to this http://tinyurl.com/5pyfcl Today's is going well.
Popped off a few new UI tweaks to @momentile and @xforward just lowered the gates and rolled out user generated invites. Not a bad night.
Late night scrambling with a text editor.
@ccashdollar What album is that Cap'n Jazz cover on?
@blacksevens It puts the HTML validation on its skin, alright Tamale Trucker!
Momentile time. Check it > http://mtile.us/derek
There's two sleeping babies in my house right now. So much "cuteness" it will make your head explode!
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