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Adam Lisagor
lonelysandwich Alarming trend in telephone customer service: responding to me in 5x the required scripted words. No time. I'm a very important businessman.
Erin Caton
_caton I loves me some Wine Wednesdays.
Robert Marini
wisequark @BobbyAndersen Coming from one who has tripped over and subsequently crushed many a pumpkin while attempting to do so, no you don't
Meowrey
meowrey Trashed my fave old coat with a broken zipper. It's hard to admit when things don't work, even if it's only a coat. #carriebradshawvoiceover
John Moltz
Moltz I'm so old I remember when we used to complain that Twitter was down. Quietly. To ourselves. Because no one else knew what Twitter was.
Larry J Andersen
LarryAndersen Eating dinner at Yard House. This us beer lover's heaven. As Bobby might say, it's a "beerplosion".
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson You know you're an adult when "guilty" pleasures become "Fuck off, I know what I like" pleasures.
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson My son wrote a TV pilot called "Poo-poo on the cat. Let's make a sandwich!" It's better than "Studio 60."
Scott Simpson
scottsimpson There just aren't enough hours in the day to work, play with my kids, pursue a hobby, volunteer at the food bank, and masturbate 11 times.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies It's staggering how many amazing things haven't been made yet. (Great time to kick bullshit to the curb.)
may-li khoe
mayli New business idea: bungee jump company from golden gate bridge...
John Moltz
Moltz @bcompton Allow me to answer that question with a star.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Okay, I get it. "Family-friendly" means your kids and you will both find it condescending; just in different, wholesome ways.
Neven Mrgan
nevenmrgan "Some people floss the balls."
Neven Mrgan
nevenmrgan Best client email ever: "Don't bother making alternate versions. I'm sure you went through a few revisions and sent the one you liked best."
Hannah Donovan
hannah_monster "Your mom added you as a friend on Facebook." Shit.
Neven Mrgan
nevenmrgan "It's called Momento, and he's this guy who has the power to not remember things for very long."
Adam Lisagor
lonelysandwich There is nothing that is not awesome about disc two of the Criterion edition of 'Bottle Rocket'. Full success. Order yours today.
Jim Ray
jimray Awaiting "Iceland on $2000 a Day", @bobbyandersen's hotly anticipated followup to "Deportation Centers of the UK".
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