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Yet another week in which the wife had to cancel her flight home. Hopefully she'll see an airport tomorrow. Imma go drink now.
@jfloyd No that means I'm just remedial.
@jasonsantamaria I know, I feel it every time you say hello. /cry
@simplebits Tie a rope around your waste before you dive into that vortex.
@gedeon Sad to see @wilw is being an ass on Twitter. He's always replied to email I've sent but that was a long, long time ago.
@tdominey I'm about to cut 15% myself if Ethan doesn't bring me a vente mochalattechino this morning.
@ccashdollar Oooo those are good, how about Twiethansmom?
Advertwitter: A person who posts to Twitter but never responds to replies or direct messages. (see also: asshat)
@beep Thanks for the link, I guess it's finally time to fire your mom.
@beep Welcome to last sumer. Also: Obama won.
Welcome to last sumer. Also: Obama won.
@Mathewh Someone did but it wasn't 6A, they don't own Livejournal anymores.
Don't stare at the sun to long http://www.flickr.com/photo...
@jcroft Have the soup and avoid chewing, that will help
@amentele You must have it set on stun. The kill setting is what sucks all the battery life.
@greghoyboy So when can I expect the Happy Cog Christmas Gift Basket of Dead Cow™?
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