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Elizabeth Chuck
echuckles Tune in tomorrow night for Round 1 of My Strapless Bra vs. Gravity, Holiday Party Season Edition.
Beep.
beep Coffeeshop guy, eyeing the Airbag crew: "You all comics people?" Me: "Heh, no. Web people." [pause] Me: "...why, do we look homeless?"
Warren Ellis
warrenellis SUPERMAN RETURNS is perceived as not having done so well. SUPERMAN RETURNS -- AS BRUCE LEE would have ruled the world.
Warren Ellis
warrenellis I mean, BRUCE LEE'S PRIDE AND PREJUDICE is a film I'd sit through.
Warren Ellis
warrenellis Why hasn't digital technology been used to insert Bruce Lee into more films? All films, after all, would be better with Bruce Lee in them.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman It's like a hoagie of bad user experience.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Each time I stay at a hotel, they've found another little pillow to add to the pile at the head of the bed. It's like a pillow arms race.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Seems like Father's Day must be kind of a downer at Faramir's house.
Matthew Baldwin
matthewbaldwin Think *your* self-esteem is low? Imagine being a back-of-the-tree Christmas ornament.
Ben Compton
bcompton The face-painting at the birthday party this morning was sub-par. One girl asked for Tiger and got Surprised Basketball instead.
Rob Weychert
cowpiesurprise Kermit the Frog's nephew Robin is such a goddamned goody-goody.
hodgman
hodgman Srsly @brattleborovt ? A flashing PURPLE light? Does your town feature hot and cold running LSD?
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Who's got nine thumbs and keeps doing it wrong? Pancakes.
Rich Thornett
wrycoder Son, some people at work are going to be on TV tomorrow! "Will they be in a roller coaster?!" Uh ... my news isn't as exciting as I thought.
Amy Jane Gruber
AmyJane What does Jonas want most for Christmas? An Alfred action figure. Yeah, Batman's butler. I'm screwed.
Jason Santa Maria
jasonsantamaria The story of Windhammer (aka @cowpiesurprise) in Fray, with illo by Kevin Cornell: http://xrl.us/ozmwd
Liz Danzico
bobulate Starting a sentence with "and" or other conjunction: perfectly acceptable. But there's nothing forgivable about a dangling participle.
Wry Redhead
wryredhead "Later we'll have some fuckin' pie, and we'll do some caroling..."
Ben Compton
bcompton Oh, the line at Starbucks! And cats rolling over! Because that's what we talk about when we aren't trying to ruin everything for money!
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