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| wryredhead Trying to keep Toddler off of the f-bomb by teaching him to say "fiddlesticks". He pronounces it "fuck it". #FAIL about 7 hours ago from web |
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| waxpancake Just got spammed by Bill Cosby for his Oakland show next year. After sending me a cease-and-desist, they must've put me on the mailing list. about 11 hours ago from web |
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| fireland That homeless guy who sleeps on my car? Well he and I are wearing the same jeans today and his ass looks about a zillion times hotter. Grr! about 14 hours ago from web |
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| hotdogsladies It's pretty hard to get out of jury duty unless you're comfortable dressing up as a confederate general who happens to be in blackface. about 23 hours ago from web |
| askrom Saying "Twitter isn't journalism!" isn't as stodgy as it sounds. It's like saying "Journalism isn't history!", which is perfectly sensible. about 23 hours ago from twitterrific |