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Daniel Jalkut
danielpunkass Trash night has turned into an increasingly frequent weekly reminder that my life is passing before my eyes. 3:01 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Last night I cleaned feces out of a bathtub and woke drowning in my own phlegm. Now what was it you wanted to discuss about these web pages? 1:57 PM Dec 2nd from web
Kevin Cornell
bearskinrug I like living in an older house. All this lead paint ensures that Superman can't watch me masturbate. 7:06 AM Dec 1st from web
Neven Mrgan
nevenmrgan I'm loving this late, lazy morning, but something's missing... Hmm.. Oh, I know! A naked dude nailed to a cross! Jeez, what was I thinking. 10:44 AM Nov 30th from Tweetsville
Lizzy
drinkerthinker why y'all gotta hate on New Jersey? Great things came from there, like @drinkerthinker and @ryanirelan. 1:55 PM Nov 27th from web
Greg Hoy
greghoyboy Woke up to find the cat under the covers next to me. Had no idea she was there. She had no idea what a Dutch oven was. She does now. 5:02 AM Nov 27th from Tweetsville
Jenn Lukas
JennLukas Im not a fan of facebook events that I have to login to see. Signing in is for jerks. 9:43 AM Nov 24th from twitterrific
Eric A. Meyer
meyerweb On approach to Japan, a flight attendant announced Obama's victory. There was a burst of applause from economy; in business class, silence. 5:09 AM Nov 5th from twitterrific
rands
rands If your gut instinct is "Schedule a meeting", you're part of the problem. 4:19 PM Nov 3rd from twitterrific
Wilson Miner
wilsonminer There's an initiative on the SF city ballot to rename a water treatment plant the "George W. Bush Sewage Plant". I love this city. 12:54 PM Oct 17th from twitterrific
Lizzy
Bronwyn Jones
bronwynjones wondering why my brother only calls me to bitch about his iPhone. I can't help you, dude. Call me when you have an urgent punctuation issue. 5:01 PM Jul 30th from web
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies I'll bet most Krishnas accept that their visitors are way more into the free lunch than the chanting. Unlike some Open Source evangelists. 8:58 AM Jul 30th from web
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman The wife and I have a deal. She decides where we live and where our kid goes to school. I decide how long the US stays in Iraq. 6:08 AM Jul 30th from twitterrific
John Gruber
gruber When I was a kid, the commies were a threat to blow up the entire world. Now they just make the world's worst $400 cell phones. 11:37 AM Jul 19th from web
Lizzy
drinkerthinker @shauninman high point of NT2: running a traffic light to get photo when you have an isight-enabled laptop in the passenger seat. 6:38 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to shauninman
Ryan Sims
simmy @jcroft: I'm sure "sucking less" is an argument that is absolutely foreign if not incomprehensible to you. 2:48 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to jcroft
John Gruber
gruber Having an emergency + phone + you think “use Twitter!” = good sign that your “emergency” is just natural selection trying to knock you off.... 7:50 PM Jul 14th from twitterrific
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman "No problem" is the new "fuck you." 4:50 AM Jul 14th from web
Jason Calacanis
JasonCalacanis Reading: "Official announcement regarding my retirement from blogging." (http://tinyurl.com/5zae7s) 10:26 AM Jul 11th from web
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