 | veen Living with an Aussie requires translation sometimes. Eg. "You're counting chooks while everything goes pear shaped. That's cactus, mate." 9:05 AM Oct 15th from web |
 | evany Did I tell you how, after morning mimosas, I mimosanly insisted to a molecular biologist that plant molecules were visible to the human eye? 6:55 PM Aug 19th from txt |
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 | MarsPhoenix Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!! 5:14 PM Jun 19th from web |
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 | stevej If all the constructors and every method is deprecated, you should probably just mark the entire class as deprecated. 12:51 PM May 22nd from web |
 | dunstan The only "snack food" items currently in my house are a tin of Sardines and a jar of Nutella. I am holding a spoon and staring at them both. 10:11 PM Jun 24th, 2007 from web |
 | AgentofBRAWN The ape's eyes go wide and then lose focus. 400 lbs. of rubbery muscle and fetid orange fur slump forward, pinning me tight. I hear ticking. 10:50 AM Jun 2nd, 2007 from web |
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 | mai blair from "the facts of life" was on our flight to socal. wanted to ask her if she still takes the good and takes the bad....what? 11:08 AM Nov 3rd, 2006 from txt |
 | sara A dollar just fell out my back pocket into the toilet & before I realized it, I was peeing on it. I stared @ it b4 deciding to flush it down the toilet. 10:56 PM Oct 22nd, 2006 from txt |
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