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Okay, genius. If "great suffering produces great art," explain to me how my 12 minute emo epic about my broken TiVo quote-unquote sucks? |
Lots of videogaming today for the boy's birthday, culminating in a complete run-through of Portal (the game with "the funny shooty robots"). |
A plastic ocarina loosed at a kid's birthday party gleefully toots the wheezy soundtrack of the birth of a new phalanx of viral infections. |
BEHOLD! The boy's birthday cake, constructed with love by his awesome Mom: http://xrl.us/o2cjo |
@ebelow Yep. I have some crazy sinus infection thing going on and for several hours this morning I could breathe fine but smell nothing. |
Observe the awesomeness that is the annual gingerbread creation of my sis and her husband: http://xrl.us/o2cbj |
Sense of smell has returned. Last time I lost my sense of smell it was gone for five days. I lost ten pounds. |
@clapifyoulikeme How far up that tweet does the PSYCH! apply? I can't tell how much of the stack to unwind. |
I just lost my sense of smell. Come back, sense of smell! Wait, let me clean out the litter boxes first. |
It's too bad I can't afford to move my entire extended family to the west coast, because I kind of need a job and that's where they are. |
The face-painting at the birthday party this morning was sub-par. One girl asked for Tiger and got Surprised Basketball instead. |
@michaelmcdaniel Nope. |
@phyllisstein Hmm... that's true. That makes what I wrote kind of stupid. For some reason, at this moment, I don't care about that at all. |
Oh, Percocet. You make me want to be a better man. |
@CcSteff Well, that's a deceptive picture, because Jim's only 3'11", right? |
There's a half-inch of snow on the roads here, it is therefore imperative to stock up on a 40-day supply of bread, milk and beef jerky. |
@abigvictory I hope you're right. I think I fully matriculated into a jerk a little earlier than that, though, so I'm still being careful. |
That birthday party was insane. I hope the boy liked it, because we're never doing that again. |
Today's my son's last day as a four-year-old. Gonna have to hug him all day, just in case tomorrow's the day he turns into a jerk forever. |
@drinkerthinker I had to hide my Drobo under my desk because its vibrations were perfectly resonating my desk, turning it into a speaker. |
