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I woke up tired, and it was a tiring day, and now I'm watching http://tr.im/1tl0 over and over and giggling like a pants-on-head loon
John Hegley's "Love poem by my dog": "I saw you in the park/I wanted to be your friend/I tunnelled my snout/Up your non-barking end"
Weird... I was sure I had a soul when I woke up this morning.
@douglaswolk Please set up webcam so I can raid said crates remotely kthx
MY BLOG IMPORT IS PASTEDE ON YAY
Dexter has a bright future ahead of him as a food relief agency coordinator. I swear, that kid can put oatmeal *anywhere*.
Having a meeting in a swimming pool inside a floating ice palace. Sample quote: "Snorks, that was it! SNORKS!!"
A day that starts with Q Lazzarus's "Goodbye Horses" is likely to get weirder, isn't it?
Having a brief I-guess-you-could-call-us-male bonding moment with colleague over our barely-noticeable secondary sexual characteristics
Meant to be getting work done, but actually losing myself in the Muppet Wiki: http://muppet.wikia.com/
Today, I learned that the saying "If you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself" does not cover haircuts.
@kevinmarks Tragically, Google already owns the best wiki I've ever seen; shame it threw the most important bits away (yes, JotSpot)
Hey Californians: how much should I be tipping cab drivers? They always seem rather more grateful than I expect, which is lovely, but...
Just paid a webcam visit to my chums' regular poker game back in London. Enjoying the social nostalgia before diving into another meeting.
Happy birthday to both @ferlatte and @smagdali!
@ferociousj I first read that as "if someone nutritious dies in an accident" which then made me think about ketchup
Spent a chunk of lunchtime persuading a colleague that the Daily Mail is not a parody newspaper. (It was a tough argument.)
@sarahdopp BlunderDelay for Thunderbird: http://tr.im/16vl
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