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I, like danny glover in Lethal Weapon one and two, fear I may be too old for this.
Feeling strange pride in my Southwest boarding group standing of "A," probably some kind of vestigial scholasticity.
The Oakland airport bird tube glows at sunrise!
Marco: "What happens West of the Mississippi, they just stop trying?"
Just spotted a poster for a poetry slam called "Vowel Movements"!
CCD: Rode w/Marco today! Picked up nice lady, chatted on: weather, traffic...layoffs. You know things=bad when layoffs=acceptable smalltalk.
CCD: Sitting next to a mountain of blue gas station towels, talking to driver about looming layoffs at his work, ugh. With Fresh Air under.
CCD: Rental car with the woman who usually drives the thing with all the animal figurines on the dash, talking aging, faith, and eHarmony.
Today's food-tour itinerary: Half a goat cheese tart, half a squash tamale, half a fried chicken sandwich, and now, half a juicy hamburger.
In a frenzy of apples and brussel sprouts at the Marin farmer's market with NY Paul and CA mom!
Getting of fwy now!
CCD: Battered Honda with Diet Lipton Green Tea, John Denver CDs, driver in puffy jacket leaking feathers, plus friend-from-NY Paul in back!
Woman sits next to me on half-full bus, asks for a little more room despite my being well within my side/rights. Bus crazy is the craziest!
CCD: Back of grey ittymobile, watching passenger stroke the back of bald driver's head with long, manicured nails. With Rush Limbaugh under.
In an all-too-familiar Evany Spiral of list making and number running and pro/conning.
CasualCarpoolDispatch: Battered Lexus with a holy bible tucked between the seats and a paper lei swinging from the rearview.
Literaphorically!
Huffing it over the hill with my bag full of chocolate pudding, both literally and metaphorically.
Taking the late-night local home afterr getting fully whiteboarded and potstuckered with @Maggie and friends!
CasualCarpoolDispatch: Back in the strawberry-scented, linoleum-lined van. Now with Throw Pillow!
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