 | stephenfry This is the only hotel I know where they have a glass butt-plug thing in the bathroom which turns out to be for putting your rings on x 4:35 PM Dec 6th from web |
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 | anildash This guy is cruising through the East Village blasting "Careless Whisper" and it's like he's leaving a wake of devastating sexiness behind. 5:17 PM Sep 30th from web |
 | hoppysw3 Never evil-eye a woman with a suspicious blue and white bag strapped to her front on the Tube. It's hiding a piano accordian. She'll use it. 2:01 PM Sep 11th from web |
 | low Jesus to God: "I said: drink this wine, it is my blood." -"What?! That's vamprirism! Why didn't you say: 'drink this wine, it's a Merlot'?" 2:42 PM Aug 11th from web |
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 | 2525 Het Iphone-abonnement wordt als 2-jarig aangeprezen. Hoop dat het ook korter kan want iphone die ik nu heb is binnen jaar 3x verouderd 7:22 AM Jul 1st from web |
 | firda Do you think it's offensive to tell someone that their baby looks like Yoda? 8:33 AM Jun 23rd from web |
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 | plasticbagUK Working for a large company is a bit like being a parasite on a gigantic Sea Kraken, always nervous about its digestive and sexual problems. 9:40 AM Feb 1st from web |
 | fraying Twitter is wonderful in the way the Internet was wonderful in 1995. So full of life. So little money. The total dickwads still not here. . 1:24 AM Jan 7th from mobile web |
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| zeldman While unpacking, unearthed "Sugar and Snow," a novel I wrote at 22. After an editor returned the MS unopened, I went out for a 16 yr drink. 6:31 AM Dec 20th, 2007 from Hahlo |
