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No matter how cold the climate I live in, I will never get used to seeing ppl wearing ski masks in non-crime contexts.
Mild nut allergy means I never leave raw food restaurants without itchy mouth.
@jradhirsch you got it. also: no bad sprites intimidating 14 year olds. Oh: also, no 14 year olds.
Sitting in on THE TEMPEST auditions like it was Orinda 2005
Also, will casually call people "boo" all day long. Just for you @oldgold
Dedicating my day to the celebration of @oldgold's birth. Right now, celebrating his birth by checking email.
dreamed i convinced the theater 2 hire obama as director & he spent 70K overbudget. also: my childhood bedroom mysteriously overrun by bears
today i decided that the holidays are much better with snow. i am sorry california. i still love you.
I still love you barack Obama. But I'm not sure that sending me emails hawking your calendar befits the dignity of the office.
busting out all my superlatives as i finish a couple of letters of recommendation.
@raynach I will totally make elvis the cat the mascot for my life
Listening to don't stop believin at freddie's ("beer to go") in Louisville. Feeling really good abt the world
i might not ever get anything done if i always had to dislodge a weiner dog from my lap in order to do it.
Madeleine Oldham is right. Grease 2=genius.
Feeling strangely honored that sean & madeline's irascible weiner dog francois still remembers me w/ affection.
@JRadhirsch that shit is hard, yo.
busy plotting delicious veggie recipes for delicious veggie thanksgiving extravaganza.
@SaccaSacca she TOTALLY just called you gay. but, at least it's good looking gay.
my brain hurts.
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