10 yr. old son: "Mom! Dad! I cleaned out my ears and it took TEN Q-tips!" And thanks so much for saving and showing those Q-Tips to us, son. 7:41 PM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
Note to self: No one in the studio shares your sense of whimsy and they all frown when you say, "That email? Hm… No idea. I was pretty high"... 3:10 PM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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Also, innocuously searching for "pantless" on Google gets *exactly* the results you'd imagine if you took 2 seconds to think before typing. 9:39 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
Of course, I am now over here obsessing over whether that should have been "pantless" "pantsless" or "pants-less." Clearly, I need more meds 9:32 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
Doing two and then I'm done. Pick one. "He died as he lived, pantless." "What he really needed was an editor." #6wordepitaph 9:14 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
I drop phrases like "we should have another baby" in random places into long emails to my wife. That way I know if she's paying attention. 4:23 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
Oh, sorry! Wait, let me explain. See, I just ordered a brand new Xserve for the studio. Though sure, I guess I'm also happy to see you. 10:30 AM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
Ran out of my deodorant this morning so I used my son's Axe. Suddenly I am 14 again, a virgin listening to Rush albums alone in my room. 8:32 AM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
Wife & son are practicing for an Xmas concert (violin & guitar). Though I'm offended. Why wouldn't you want me "beatboxing" on Silent Night? 9:30 PM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
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Net result when two people with ADD talk to each other on IM? Chat history is a mile long and covers 18 subjects, but only takes 20 minutes. 10:55 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
Things I am now not allowed to joke about with the 5 yr. old in the morning: exploding princesses, missing Barbies and shaving her head. 9:03 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
I've ceased to be appalled that music from my youth is mined for commercials. viz "I Melt With You"/Hershey's. Somewhere, 14 yr old me weeps 6:27 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
Kids went to visit a new puppy. Me: "Yum! Fresh puppy! Bring me back a slice!" Ellis (5): "That's why we didn't invite you, Daddy." OH, SNAP 8:28 AM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
If you want to learn humility, start mucking around with your home plumbing system. Being covered in sludge makes you think about your life 7:39 PM Nov 30th from web |
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Dropped the college student at the airport with a fresh set of comic books. Am now officially intensely jealous of her life. 1:13 PM Nov 30th from twitterrific |
Really, I may die. Had to replace a valve and when we turned the main water on, new valve shot across the room and smacked me in the crotch. 6:50 PM Nov 29th from twitterrific |