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I'd like to see an "all I want for Christmas" trend, for gift ideas. C'mon people, sharing is caring!
Happy Alcohol Prohibition Repeal day! Enjoy a safe drink this evening, procured from a respectable vendor of your choice. Cheers!
O sore throat why are you here? Haven't you troubled me enough this year? Perhaps if I lie down for a spell, you'll be bored & say farewell.
I am kind of disturbed that my response to hearing "We Built This City" is no longer "aaarg--nooo!" but instead "Hey! It's not Friday."
I'm pretty sure your thoughts are actually worth more if you bother to type out "for what it's worth".
Still grateful to @meangrape for introducing me to Zoe Keating.
Turns out, it's a lot easier to remember those wacky ergonomic typing tips when searing pain is the reminder.
Oh lookit the pretty, pretty fog. I will squeeze it and pet it and call it George.
Science is cool. "Scares the crap out of people": http://tinyurl.com/6a8vb5
If we could harness the evasive properties of sewing scissors, we'd have invisibility down in no time.
Oh unpublished holiday hours, how I loathe thee.
In truth, I count myself lucky that it seems there are never enough hours in the day. It is an empty life that greets the days end ready.
"Sunshine" says she's "like, really really sorry" for charging my credit card instead of my gift card. Ah, San Francisco. You're special.
Today is one of those days where I feel I am endlessly bouncing between inboxes, only managing to empty one when another demands attention.
@_evan, @ej : http://www.southbeachdental... Also, yelp is good for finding goods and services -- yes, even of the medical variety.
At first I saw these as silly but the more I think about it, the more they seem like a serious productivity tool. http://tinyurl.com/5ldcu3
Escaped my three hour meeting block more or less unscathed. Now, if I am very lucky, I might get to write some code.
Sitting next to @bs is always an adventure. He's like a 16 year old girl -- always on the phone, talking about his dolls unmentionables.
Thankful for the delicious breakfast that magically appears for me every morning at the twoffices. Today, it was just what I needed.
Finally checking out Tweetie, a new client for the iPhone. Turns out, it's pretty fantastic.
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