How have I never ordered delivery from the internet before? This is awesome. Magically, pizza appears! (A wizard did it.) about 4 hours ago from twitterrific |
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"What's your learning style?" Seriously? I learn things by learning them until I know them. What kind of pointless question is that? about 9 hours ago from twitterrific |
Currently writing an essay about my experience working at <Agency Name Redacted>. This is the least informative essay ever. about 9 hours ago from twitterrific |
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Roommate ate my cheerios. He only left enough for half a bowl. Which works out, because roommate only left enough milk for half a bowl. about 12 hours ago from twitterrific |
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On a chipmunkier note, since the lectures are each 75 minutes long, it's worth my time to play them back at 2x speed. This is hilarious. 3:02 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
Internet Law Professor records all his lectures and puts them on his website. This makes studying ridiculously easy. 3:01 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
Thank you for the kind words. I'm encouraged, too. Now, onto Internet Law. Exam is a take-home test, which is much less stressful. 2:25 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
Boom! Just destroyed that Evidence exam. Yes, that's an excited utterance. Offer that for its truth and smoke it. (I am delirious.) 11:28 AM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
Eating a parfait from the school cafeteria. What the hell is parfait? It looks pretty healthy. Unless this stuff on the bottom is poison. 9:45 AM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
Dear Credit Card Company: thank you for adding embedded music to your home page, like it's 1996. How about a web site that actually loads? 7:50 AM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
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I don't think my friends study nearly as much as they have a good time. Perhaps I'm a sourpuss, but I question their resolve sometimes. 2:17 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |