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Getting of fwy now!
CCD: Battered Honda with Diet Lipton Green Tea, John Denver CDs, driver in puffy jacket leaking feathers, plus friend-from-NY Paul in back!
Woman sits next to me on half-full bus, asks for a little more room despite my being well within my side/rights. Bus crazy is the craziest!
CCD: Back of grey ittymobile, watching passenger stroke the back of bald driver's head with long, manicured nails. With Rush Limbaugh under.
In an all-too-familiar Evany Spiral of list making and number running and pro/conning.
CasualCarpoolDispatch: Battered Lexus with a holy bible tucked between the seats and a paper lei swinging from the rearview.
Literaphorically!
Huffing it over the hill with my bag full of chocolate pudding, both literally and metaphorically.
Taking the late-night local home afterr getting fully whiteboarded and potstuckered with @Maggie and friends!
CasualCarpoolDispatch: Back in the strawberry-scented, linoleum-lined van. Now with Throw Pillow!
CCD Correction: The part-cat-part-tooth tissue box holder is actually an anthropomorphed hot air balloon, also that isn't its vagina.
CCD: Scion with tissue-box holder embroidered with part-cat-part-tooth character dispensing tissues from its vagina. (Carole King under.)
Two cups of coffeed and ready to go look at houses, just like a grown-up lady-person.
Oh, just another night of living right up next to a karaoke bar. I Will Survive? Maybe YOU will, but what about the rest of us? (Pow!)
Am feeling a feeling that can only be described as "regretably gigantic cream-filled chocolate doughnut eaten too late in the afternoon."
CCD: Van with a giant homemade wooden box in lieu of between-seat storage, ear-splitting AM news, and a hat sliding up and down the dash.
CCD: Honda SUV with glacially slow windows, helmed by man in cute shortsleeved guayabera (winter in CA!) and full-sleeve black&grey tattoos.
CCD: Rolling anecdote of torn upholstery, blown shocks (head hitting roof at each bump!), blasting beatbox, plastic dinosaur, and ketchup.
Walk to carpool pickup, break shoe, walk home for new shoes, walk back to carpool. Today is broke! Reboot! (Reference @fireland)
Today's Quality Moment: Sipping on coffee, throwing the dog a bone, listening to Marco work out chords for a cozy new song.
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