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 | DrFunkhole Dog drinks out of toilet=gross. Dog drinks out of toilet plugged with a mammoth poop=words fail. Bleaching everything. Boiling dog. 7:36 AM Dec 10th from web |
 | CeeElCee It's a state law in California that if you leave your USC diploma on the dashboard of your car you can park in handicapped spaces. 6:33 PM Nov 15th from web |
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| DrFunkhole Ensley hosted a debate in the car this morning. I trounced Piers on knowledge of the issues, but Piers won hearts and minds. 6:47 AM Oct 8th from web |
 | Mike_FTW Hanging out in the future watching VH1's "Whatever Happened to Sarah Palin?" Special. It's delightful. Youfuckinbetcha. 10:14 PM Oct 7th from web |
| DrFunkhole To be this good the hummus at Mediterranean Cuisine must be made from bacon grease and OxyContin®. 12:58 PM Oct 6th from web |
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| DrFunkhole United Way campaign kick-off event this AM included a puppet show. My inner-child is gleeful. My outward cynical bastard is physically ill. 8:33 AM Sep 8th from web |
 | hotdogsladies poll - n. - Scientific means for quantifying the opinions of people who don't have mobile phones, Caller ID, or daytime commitments 6:50 AM Aug 24th from web |
| hotdogsladies Chinese people love to stay fit and happy by exercising everything except their human rights. High fives for a VERY special visit, NBC! 5:45 AM Aug 24th from web |
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| hotdogsladies In Web 2.0, it's not _really_ about a "conversation." It's about letting people hit 'Post' until they feel smart, avenged, or sleepy. 5:01 AM Aug 23rd from web |
| hotdogsladies Mr. Obama's site encourages passionate Americans to dialogue about Change with a diverse cross-section of interns and scripts. 4:53 AM Aug 23rd from web |
 | geoffsmith well I believe we parents must sacrifice our selfishness for the good of our kids. My daughter is gonna be a grown up too some day. 11:46 AM Aug 8th from Hahlo |
| hotdogsladies One crisis of new parenthood is the degree to which you treat your baby like a pet. Another is the paucity of stylish infant kennels. 12:21 PM Jul 14th from web |
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| DrFunkhole Turns out that my earlier question was moot. Doofuses/doofi don't know from declensions... and are nonplussed by the term "nonplussed." 5:53 PM Jun 27th from web |
| DrFunkhole When you are referring to or addressing multiple idiots, is the correct declension "doofuses" or "doofi?" 5:16 PM Jun 27th from web |
