Twitter.com

Profile_bird

Hey there! damnhusband is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving damnhusband's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

damnhusband

@dlemen good point about bud. Bit why do they want it? 5:21 AM Jul 15th from PocketTweets in reply to dlemen
@deichmans Yes, its better when stalking is mutual. 4:43 AM Jul 15th from PocketTweets in reply to deichmans
@horhey no, pocket Tweets. Is twitterterrifick better? 5:06 PM Jul 14th from PocketTweets in reply to horhey
I can't stand drivers who anticipate green lights turning red 2:32 PM Jul 14th from mobile web
@horhey All your Tweens are about food. Not that I mind just that it makes me hungry and thirsty. Mmmm mojito. An hour before I get off ... 1:51 PM Jul 14th from PocketTweets in reply to horhey
@TheBoyTerror I saw your toothpaste video on the internet, you did great. Now try brushing your teeth and listen to mom. 1:41 PM Jul 14th from PocketTweets in reply to TheBoyTerror
@CFFG I don't want a discount on snip snip, I want some serious compensation from my wife! 1:36 PM Jul 14th from PocketTweets in reply to CFFG
@dlemen ride em cowboy-- I'll do it just don't rush me 5:22 AM Jul 14th from PocketTweets in reply to dlemen
@Mommy4Cocktails suggest u run the boys at chick fillet-- tired physically tired boys are good boys 5:20 AM Jul 14th from PocketTweets in reply to Mommy4Cocktails
@mommy4cocktails I'm covering my crotch as I type. snip snip is so emasculating. I'll do it when I'm over the hill. Maybe tomorrow. 6:42 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Mommy4Cocktails
@mommy4cocktails you are so hot!!! want to make a baby? Don't tell @thehusband 5:28 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to Mommy4Cocktails
AA is for quitters 5:19 PM Jul 8th from web
RSS