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Kristen
Mommy4Cocktails the boys are silent. Too tired to access the situation. On top of that, hoping @damnhusband reads my mind and brings dinner home. 2:19 PM Aug 1st from mobile web
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Mommy4Cocktails gotta stop cutting The Baby's hair with nail scissors. One flick of the wrist and he has the Beckham. He carries it much better than Posh 8:24 AM Feb 29th from web
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Mommy4Cocktails reading a map, driving with my knee, singing with the radio and twittering. 2:55 PM Feb 23rd from web
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Mommy4Cocktails just invoked the name of Hillary Clinton in order to get my husband to stop feeling me up in bed. It worked better than a headache. 7:58 PM Jan 26th from PocketTweets
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