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So many regions out there, you freak out because a handful go down? Sure, one of them is yours, but please, a sense of proportion? Sheesh! |
[UNRESOLVED] The Land Store is offline. As if you're stupid enough to get suckered into buying anything like that stuff from us now. HAH! |
Okay, I admit it. I stole the patent for Retsin from Certs and put it in the viewer. I figured nobody would confuse us for a breath mint. |
Oh, Bettie Page, how I'd stare at your pinups when I should have been marking pinouts. God speed, pretty lady. |
@ElfodNemeth Ah, the good old days. Now instead of changing floppies, you watch progress bars and queues. We've come so far! |
Got drunk, fired up Ultima 7, tries to poseball Iolo. Yeah, I need to cut back on the vodka. |
@Jeremy_Linden "Oh yeah? Well, I think the Celtics suck! That's right - I'm talking to you, Chex Mix! Don't hide behind the Coke Zero!" |
SECONDLIE CHALLENGE: What's the most unusual and interesting thing you've gotten back as a result of these recent inventory cleanups? |
Partial Inventory Maintenance is coming again... now you'll know where all those missing left socks went when they vanished in the dryer. |
JIRA VWR-5429 Nekos can't attach their tails - Just say you're a Manx. Resolved by Shifty Linden. |
Got a question for me? File an Amuse Report at http://www.primperfect.net/... |
Stories from Second Lie: Glenn Linden talks with Joni West about how only a true marketing genius can sell virtual freezers to Eskimos. |
Microsoft ESP? Hahahahahahahahaha! What a joke! Someone tell @kaklick to record "The Ghost of Bob is hauuuunting meeeeeee..." |
Thank you for your patience. And now, if you don't mind, your wallets and purses and any loose jewelry. Put it all in the sack. |
@dolari Yes, but are you a playa? |
@Shellshocked Investigating? Do you have a subpoena or something? |
@GraceMcDunnough Why would the Air Force want to put a base somewhere that EVERYONE CAN FLY? |
@TheFemGeek Dick's Gadget Warehouse burned down a while back in SL. Leo never answered the emails about the sprinkler system going bad |
@Eshi_Otawara Please don't say that out loud near the asset servers. It hurts their feelings. Then they cry and rust, requiring the oil can. |
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled asset servers for an important announcement... has anyone seen the asset servers? |
