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fun chat and gay conspiracy with @missrogue. Who wants lesbian sex tips for straight married men?
It's settled: on facebook I'm Heather Milk Gold. Change your middle name too. We all have to be Harvey's now.
OH "Were you laid off?" "I wish"
@sarahlefton but you can humiliate Urban Outfitters. Go post about this on getsatisfaction.com and tip gawker & jewcy
I need to be repaired with truth, love and chewing gum.
Bush &Cheney requested &read 1st thing every day raw(often inaccurate) intelligence of worst threats.What did their Dads do? Re-living what?
I ate a chocolate covered graham cracker and everything changed. I prescribe this for Paulson.
@sarahlefton fuck them. Urban Outfitters wishes it was hot enough to wear your Channukah underwear
@moyalynne that's the idea. It will take participation and acknowledgement from all inc. the "labels"
I am broken.
I look like Perappa the Rapper in a tie
@marchorowitz LOVE IT. Sure that guys wife will be so thankful for the gift of coyote legs wrapped round her face.
@moyalynne but much of the gay rights movement is now napsterized and not in official groups.
amazing bird engineering http://is.gd/afOY
Can I deduct today as research for my Comedians on Depression show in January?
Something tells me that any doubts I have would not be eradicated by 10,000 followers or a 1 million tix sold.
Posting latest poem: You are safer than you know http://snipurl.com/73h71 ( inspired by Dr Leanord Schlain)
Enjoying one of my favorite videos: Dancin' co-starring DDR + Finnish disco http://snipurl.com/738s9
@suebob Of course I asked them if they knew when they were heterosexual. "When I was a child." "Same here."
The Jehovah's witnesses 60-something ladies kept telling me I chose to be gay + the Bible is sure I am wrong. Also it's sure about mortgages
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