Trying to watch the debate. Clem just told me to change the channel because Obama is a grownup show. 6:12 PM Oct 15th from web |
I am not enjoying the sudden influx of twitter porn invites. 9:20 AM Oct 15th from web |
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There are new, mean homeless guys on the block. Where have the nice regulars gone? 9:16 AM Sep 25th from web |
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wondering if people realize that their "@leah"s are going to me and not their pal named leah. 6:14 PM Sep 20th from web |
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My mother installed World of Warcraft last night. I'm not sure whether to worry or quest with her. 11:26 AM Aug 11th from web |
I have a section in my filing cabinet for fake mustaches. It's between tax forms and pay stubs. No need to tell me how awesome I am. 1:41 PM Jul 31st from web |
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rudely awakened by a drunk girl trying to crawl into bed with me. the housemate will get an earful later. can't wait to move... 7:35 AM May 16th from im |
record breaking temperatures = frozen yogurt for dinner 5:49 PM May 15th from im |
clementine, age 3: carrots will never fly into my shirt and make me be someone dead because i have pink crocs on my feets. 1:48 PM May 15th from im |
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4 GameStop employees, all hot. I am confused by this. 7:07 PM May 7th from im |