My phone is full of texts from four men flirting. I text back agreeing to a second date from the only one who is not married or medicated. about 13 hours ago from web |
Unexpected siesta: In NYC sprawled on my hotel bed with a broken laptop. Munching almonds, waiting for my attorney to return my call. 8:56 AM Dec 5th from web |
Speaking to 600 people. Friend said, "I knew a guy who did speeches with 5 minutes preparation." I said, "No way!" But now that's what I do. 11:47 AM Dec 3rd from web |
Bad news: We're in a recession. Good news: It started last December, which means I've successfully run a start-up in a recession for a year. 6:51 AM Dec 3rd from web |
Investors just agreed to fund my company. Hooray! And I'm thankful. But terms of investment remind me of British cutting deals with Indians. 4:44 PM Nov 26th from web |
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My six-year-old son says, "I want to own my own company when I grow up." Me: "I own my own company now." Son: "Mom! I don't mean a website!" 12:20 PM Nov 24th from web |
In NYC. My chin is peeling. MAC make-up counter says, "You can't cover that up. Cover-up only covers up things that don't need covering." 9:23 AM Nov 20th from web |
I just remembered tooth fairy duties and I don't have any quarters. So I steal four from my son's piggy bank and put them under his pillow. 6:53 PM Nov 19th from web |
The divorce details are almost over and almost always boring. I sit in my lawyer's office, eating M&M's and playing with his Magic 8-Ball. 10:57 AM Nov 18th from web |
The worst part of being a CEO is having to pitch a different investor each day. The best part is never having to change my outfit. 8:55 AM Nov 17th from web |
Living in WI makes me out of date: A NYC friend says "Do lasers, duh," when I tell her the waxer in WI leaves hairs where mouths should be. 9:47 AM Nov 14th from web |
Investor tells me don't stop writing about investors. It makes you differentiated, he says. And he says, Would that be a good pickup line? 6:41 AM Nov 13th from web |
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Private beta launch at Brazen Careerist. We all go bowling to celebrate. Ryan & Ryan want to bowl for stock. Fine, because I know they suck. 7:24 PM Nov 12th from web |
Pitching to investors for our 2nd round of funding. I have a migraine. Does passing out while pitching show weakness or extreme commitment? 11:04 AM Nov 12th from web |
On a 400-person phone call where I talk with Guy Kawasaki, I am trying to decide if people will notice that I have gone to the bathroom. 12:52 PM Nov 11th from web |
My first vote in a swing state and I'm short one proof of residence. I go home and get divorce papers: One more vote for Obama in Wisconsin. 2:13 PM Nov 4th from web |
The cat's mewing proudly with a mouse flailing loudly at our front door. No more nightcap blog post: Mouse squeal is too gross. I go to bed. 12:42 AM Nov 3rd from web |