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Preparing for TWK 3.0.
Staring out my window and into my neighbour's. Mmmmm. I wonder what she's gonna do with all that junk. All that junk inside her trunk.
Surprised that this frame from a video 8 years ago of me in a play (Twelfth Night) hasn't made it onto YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/6hdfc8
Sharing a classic MySpace message I got a while back. I didn't know who Kim was/is, but I'm sure I was joking. http://tinyurl.com/5tsjqs
Scared that someone took the time to screenshot and make this montage of me: http://img155.imageshack.us...
Trying to remember whose boob I poked at YouTube Live. It scares me that I don't remember. My first time touching a girl's boob!!!!!
Publicly pwning @lazypuffstone after he tried to pwn me with his "and me" correction of my previous tweet. http://tinyurl.com/3p58at
Looking at a photo of @IceflowStudios, @LittlePandaExpr, and me. The question should be: "What WERE you doing?" http://tinyurl.com/662bmo
Wondering why @HappySlip looks like an idiot in this photo: http://img231.imageshack.us...
Thinking about how San Francisco changed me, and what I did with @reyeuro. http://img221.imageshack.us... Oh dear god.
Realizing that I touched a lot of nipples at YouTube Live. And had mine touched as well. What a slutty weekend with random people.
Wondering if I should act like a freakshow at YouTube Live. I just MIGHT defecate on the stage. Or at least in my pants so people smell it.
Looking at people's tweets makes me think that most of them are drunk tweets. Whatever happened to spelling? No seriously. You make me barf.
Reading how people are saying it's normal. Thought most pressed their ears to the wall and caught their "juices" in the glass for coffee.
Wondering who has ever gone to a hotel, put a glass to the wall to listen to the people in the next room having sex and masturbating to it.
Cannibalism / It's happening everywhere / Must kill those zombies!
Wondering who else is going to YouTube Live. My video about it: http://tinyurl.com/6s8tcw
Scared that all who replied to my last tweet were disappointed that there won't be anal action in my new video. Here: 8==D @ (Good?)
In the process of editing another clone video. Will there be kissing again? Nope. Will there be anal action?! YES!! (I lied about the anal.)
Just finished filming a video. But you don't care. You just want to read gross, creepy, or perverted things from me. : ( That's lame!!!
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