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i said the night couldnt get any worse and then everyone i ever hated show up and i need more vodka. 3:15 PM Dec 6th from txt |
My going away party i teared up sad. i will miss but its time to move on. i lov u. late i drank sum. 12:06 AM Dec 6th from txt |
'was joe wearing pants when he fell on you?' -laina. 'no..' -alycia. 3:05 PM Dec 5th from txt |
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dear britney, i liked blackout better. what were you thinking when you sang "mmm papi"? 9:42 AM Dec 2nd from web |
thanksgiving with the production family. im going to need a drink please. 11:18 AM Nov 27th from web |
Oh my god if they dont let me off this plane im going to pee everywhere and kick this lil nasty in his crying mouth. 5:54 AM Nov 22nd from txt |
Oh my god just saw a bff from high school at the airport and got to hang out for an hour before our flights. 3:21 AM Nov 22nd from txt |
i hate twilight and if i have to hear about the movie all day im gonna cut my ears off. 7:55 AM Nov 21st from txt |
now obsessed with "you belong to me" by carla bruni french singer. 6:55 AM Nov 20th from web |
i cant figure out how to reverse an mp3. like, as in, play it in reverse. 6:43 PM Nov 18th from web |
crushed my finger its like the size of a big purple golfball. please dont fall off fingernail. 9:11 AM Nov 15th from web |
'oo my hoo-hah is vibrating' -courtney. proof vaginas have builtin vibrators. 12:32 PM Nov 14th from txt |
hahah no one told me xenon was on disney channel. my favorite quote ever is from that movie. but im not about to rewatch it. 6:11 PM Nov 13th from web |
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'ew no i dont eat sausage' -me. 'thats not what i hear zing!' -courtney. 1:46 PM Nov 12th from txt |
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