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@chrisontv88 that is so true, he is amazing
Assigned reading = "The Darke and Vicious Place: The Dread of the Vagina in King Lear" ummmmmmm, LOL
got recognized today (from youtube) in the last five minutes of canvassing, he donated $200 dollars! Dylan, if you follow me, thanks!
yeah, Home Alone definitely explains my preoccupation with booby traps as a child.
Home Alone is on TV!!! Reconnect with childhood time!
@maddow the only singing coal I like is nat king! Brilliant!
my stomach just made a really funny noise
and I've tweeted 1,000 times... a bench mark I am proud of? Maybe.
dude Fitzgerald is such a boss, he goes after the Rs and the Ds, I wanna be like him when I grew up
@headfights this article is so effing long
top five words "new, really, good, obama, think" and 26 twooshes, booyah!
hey person I have a crush on... youre in peets right now and I am checking you out ;)
bloody nose, what am i supposed to do again?
french toast surplus, what's a girl to do?
holding hands with @headfights "leslie, pretend you hand is a lot smaller than abby's"
@headfights remember the cool thing or it will haunt you for the rest of your LIFE!
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