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Bless you all. I am going to bed now. Please watch my video of me reading my letter to the NRA. http://tinyurl.com/5nacgl |
Has anyone mentioned jackassletters.com on their site or blog? Just wondering. Also, anyone I should follow that I am not? Thanks. |
@rawdawgbuffalo Yeah, but for raw stopping power and ballistic damage you still can't beat a 357 Magnum. Old quantity vs. quantity argument. |
@rawdawgbuffalo I meant to get away from them, not commit them. We don't even have cops in my town (thus no crime). |
@rawdawgbuffalo I suggest moving to Slater, IA. You have to go to the big city of Des Moines for your robberies. |
@rcbandy I wrote Garrison a letter once: http://tinyurl.com/6gbc33 He's too old to read his own letters anymore and didn't write back. |
@irenemelice He'll go through with it next time. Trust him. He may be a jackass, but your friend is dumb. |
@BellaDonnaForte fucking isn't spelled phucking (which takes more letters anyway). You only get 140 characters. You'll phucking run out of r |
@DesignYourPath You could do that. Or you could blame @TwitScapegoat That's what I am going to do! |
@hurtados1098 You could procrastinate writing the letters by writing other letters. I do this all the time. |
@abigvictory I made it 36 seconds. Volume was off for first 10. That's not the kind of donkey show I am going to watch. |
@dayodetroit I get better gigs than Montel Williams these days. I look better too! |
@NikolHasler That's how I feel about my beard, but I look like an evil bad Santa. Don't book me, I'd scare the chilluns & chihuahuas. |
@abigvictory That page doesn't exist, which I am thinking is a good thing. |
@lightweaver I wish I could "fuck all day" too, but sadly I have to come up with something to fill the other 23 hrs, 59 mins, and 36 secs. |
@mia123456 Hey, can you see if you can get me one of them grants? That would be cool! |
@TwitScapegoat Great, now I have to change my name. |
@colbertobsessed That's how I feel about porn. "Edward Penis Hands" was a bad idea. Dad still talks about that! |
I reposted my NRA video, since I am so dumb I thought NRA was spelled NRN. Corrected. http://tinyurl.com/6jd3sz |
@cosmicconnie I'm open to a licensing agreement. You make & sell the stickers. Send me checks! $1,000 will get you started! Address on site. |
