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I am having a bowl of cereal with milk that is 9 days past its date and yet is completely and miraculously unspoilt.
@magic8bot Will this be your 5,000th update?
Is this "Linux might be illegal" schoolteacher story legit? Doesn't seem like it to me.
I think that cold and soggy Taco Bell is still pretty tasty. If there were old tacos sitting around right now, I'd eat the fuck out of 'em.
@wilw You're definitely doing your part to sell me on D&D. But having forced myself to part ways with Magic, I'm not likely to pick it up.
@zacshipley Personally, I can't wait to see Brock Lesnar vs. an orphaned whale calf.
@dane101 Cheese-n-RICE, you aren't kidding with the "spam."
Netflix: Because you enjoyed "The Blue Planet: Open Oceans," please consider "Pride FC: Championship Chaos 2." Really, Netflix?
New Top Chef recap: What about purple? Purple's a fruit. http://tinyurl.com/6e5zbp
#TopChef Daniel is goner than gone.
#TopChef Huh?? She had almost nothing to do with flavor.
#TopChef So much promise from Team Blue. What's Gail talking about with PC-ness? Got a problem with Patagonian toothfish? ::eyeroll::
#TopChef The vignettes are getting weeeirder.
#TopChef Forget Radhika getting pigeonholed. Can Eugene even THINK about anything other than sushi?
#TopChef Stefan is TOTALLY the Terminator
@Starbucks I bought two pounds of Xmas blend mere days before receiving an e-mail coupon for an extra 20% off. Harumph. (retweeted for typo)
2 Madison breweries crafting one asskicker of a beer: http://tinyurl.com/586n7u Sam Adams Utopias killer?
@Memphisholli In the words of the judge in Futurama, "I'm going to allow this."
Do you want to read a transcript of me thinking out loud? http://tinyurl.com/5ogjb4 Ta-DOW
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