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They had to play private sector torture music at Gitmo? The Army couldn't find four idle metalheads in the ranks? We're truly overstretched. |
Nice new Briar Press website! New to me, at least... http://www.briarpress.org/ |
@willwilkinson Speaking of self-binding... Once you tweet, you must complete. |
@ayjay Hey, turns out that's "our" Afton Mountain, which I drove over twice in the past two days. Will give a listen. |
@pegobry You have tied me for banality, but I win on tragedy. |
Dear friends and family: my pursuit of that IL senate seat has hit a snag. May need some time to repay those cash loans I asked you for. |
My iPod is dead because I dropped it on the Starbucks floor. I defy you to come up with anything more pathetically contemporary. |
Evidence that your babies share a household with a six-year-old girl: glitter in their diapers. |
Want to find yourself maimed or worse? Get between my family and the prompt removal of our church clothes. No jury would convict us. |
You know what would spread holiday cheer? A village bonfire of everyone's copies of The Polar Express. |
Says the daughter to the son over dessert: "if you really need to, you can drink your pee." He replies: "yep." We are ready for anything. |
"Dined" last night at my kids' favorite "restaurant:" the freshman dining hall at UVA. $12 feeds two kids and me, puzzled stares are free. |
@ayjay We're a Nation of Twhiners. |
Thanks to Twitter, THE_REAL_SHAQ can ask the tough questions, like "why do they call it 'Black Friday'" and "is Fred Rogers still alive?" |
@ayjay If we ever meet in person, bring your guitar, I'll bring a washboard, a jug, and a kazoo, and we'll put that damn song in its place. |
Hey internet - if mortgage rates keep dropping, just keep it to yourself, okay? |
Three fillings this morning! It was more time to read than I usually get, though. |
This is a drag for those of us who actually use iwantsandy.com : http://xrl.us/oyb6g , but might be good news for twitter users. |
The Kool-Aid I'll never regret drinking: Betty Edwards' "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain." |
Got my money's worth out of my new machine's iSight camera today: http://flickr.com/photos/fr... |
