 | hotdogsladies If I were Jesus, I'd make a rule that nativities had to use live ducks. Because ducks hate costumes, and Christmas should be hard but funny. about 2 hours ago from web |
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| hotdogsladies Bumper stickers are funnier if you imagine their owner drunk, sobbing, and repeatedly reading them aloud to an apartment full of cats. about 23 hours ago from web |
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 | eoporto this lady's not-so-secret super power is turning everything into a confrontation. she doesn't wear a cape, just cranky pants. 1:07 PM Dec 10th from web |
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| hotdogsladies Confession: When a young guy's avatar is a photo of him grinning next to a cute girl, part of me wonders if she's the only lady he knows. 10:28 AM Dec 10th from web |
 | Remiel It might SEEM like Adobe Acrobat updates itself too often, but bear in mind the complexities of displaying PICTURES OF FUCKING PAPER. 10:00 AM Dec 10th from Twuffer |
 | delfie Mom: "sometimes you have to swallow things you don't want to swallow, honey". My parents, married 38 years. That's sage advice, right there. 9:50 AM Dec 10th from web |
| hotdogsladies If people's sought medical care like they do web advice, they'd see 25 doctors 9 times each day, until the tumors entertained them to death. 9:42 AM Dec 10th from web |
 | cameronmoll For the record, I often find #4 most valuable. After all, all the research in the world won't tell you how to design it. 9:04 AM Dec 10th from web |
| cameronmoll Just wrote on the whiteboard four resources I typically consider when embarking on a new project: 9:03 AM Dec 10th from web |
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| hotdogsladies If I drank coffee AND smoked big cigars as my train rolled by Folsom Prison, I'd end up stuck inside the men's room 'til I don't know when. 11:54 AM Dec 9th from web |
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| hotdogsladies When you check-in to your hotel and they go, "Business or Fun?" say, "Funeral for both parents." They'll skip the other marketing questions. 4:57 AM Dec 9th from web |
