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THE_REAL_SHAQ Every succesful person owes somebody a thank you, just make sure u thank them Shaquille oneal 2:52 PM Dec 8th from txt

drtiki I liked the old economy better. 1:35 PM Nov 20th from txt

scottsimpson To honor certain archaic societies, our house features a menstrual hut. It's shaped like a Prius and I can cry there whenever I want. 1:23 PM Nov 12th from twitterrific

GordonWSmythe Palin says she hopes God 'shows her the way' for 2012 election. Did he not just show you? Or do you and God like to play Best Of 3? 10:44 PM Nov 10th from web

sarahatwood this is when two girls living together stinks...when we can't figure out why the TV is working. SUX!! 7:58 PM Nov 5th from web

Veronica It's not every day that someone you don't know walks up to your desk and hands you chocolate ice cream cake. Today is that day!!! 12:55 PM Oct 30th from web

RobCzar Just realized I have 3 1/2 months before I turn 28 and lose the privilege to join the forever 27 club by committing suicide or overdosing. 6:51 PM Oct 28th from twitterrific

angelasauceda Just bought a bomb ass Members Only jacket, i'm awesome. 8:16 PM Oct 22nd from twitterrific

jaydedman Abortion. Yawn. McCain, as an old man, of course understands the issue since he has a gorgeous uterus. Really lovely. 7:15 PM Oct 15th from Twinkle

feliciaday Guild cast r at ESPN Zone say hi to OMG I jutlat ran into a lightpost while twitteing OUCH OMG 10:14 PM Oct 9th from twitterrific

DaveSeger I've never had a boss tell me I made them jizz rainbows before today. 2:27 PM Oct 2nd from web

Chuckumentary Did McCain fuck up the muxtape negotiations, too? 10:34 PM Sep 25th from web

Zadi Just left Arianna Huffington's house. Great personal chat. Amazing woman. Getting ready to leave for Ireland tomorrow. #tn2020 4:29 PM Sep 25th from mobile web

angelasauceda Some new guy at work told me he was intimidated by me. So i laughed and walked away. 5:15 PM Sep 22nd from txt

Halcyon you know it was a good party when, next day, you find Scrabble tiles in your stool. 3:19 PM Sep 17th from web

danielmerlot wow 2 different girl fights in one party -goth girl kikked the hipster girls ass-2nd fight rockabilly beat up a goth..!! 9:50 PM Aug 10th from web

scottsimpson My wife on her Korean massage today: "She had me close my eyes, there was too much touching and I wanted to cry. Put that in your podcast." 11:51 PM Jul 27th from web

Zadi ...and the last thing I'll tweet tonight: "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits." <3 10:36 PM Jun 22nd from web

angelasauceda so glad the New Media Expo coincides with my high school reunion, I do not want to see those bitches. 1:19 AM Jun 22nd from web

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