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Listemn I have parallels, I have fusion, I have 2 distros of Linux. I need jsut one, just 1 of cunting Vista so that I can review things
Too late. It's going out the window. I can't put up with this sort of arse.
I have nine macs!!!!!! I don't need another fucking mac. I just want ONE ARSING PC that isn't complete SHIT
The network is there. I press to join it doesn't even ask for a password! It just can't join. How insultingly dreadful can software be?
I hate Vista so much I want to cry. Bought a Vaio. The most useless $4k ever spent. It just will not join a sec-enabled network. HOW????
http://twitpic.com/qzpy - Incidentally, further to the subject of priests. Looks a if this church window needs replacing. X
Eat it, 'swich filth. Hem - sorry. Well played Town, you jolly nearly beat us, but 2-0 to Norwich is how history will record it x
@NickLambert thanks for http://tinyurl.com/jkde8 Now I shall never know sleep again...
Today's the day. Norwich v Ipswich. When mighty giants clash, the earth trembles. When Norwich meets Ipswich on the other hand... x
Pleasant to see snow flurries swirling down 5th Avenue x
Retweet of @comedy_nerd : "worn out juicer?" LOL x
Well, I shall edge round it warily as I take a shower. Out to dinner tonight. x
Though, come to think of it, that's what butt plugs are for. Doh! I'll have to take a pic and show you. Weird thing.
This is the only hotel I know where they have a glass butt-plug thing in the bathroom which turns out to be for putting your rings on x
Thanks for telling me about the QI award. Just as well I turned down the offer of hosting the show: would've been rather embarrassing x
Mmm - first twitter of the day. So sorry. Been walking about NYC and working on a blog: it's already over 5,000 words. Preposterous x
Or you could point yourself at http://tinyurl.com/fryprize x
@travlncarrie http://twitpic.com/qg18 - Wonderful! Thanks - makes me happy. Specially as Wilde the movie had its US premiere in San Fran ......
Finally managed to judge #oscarwildeday entries. Have posted http://stephenfry.com/blog which explains all. Thanks for your patience x
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