Flicking wistfully through the double issue Radio Times to see which festive TV highlights I'll miss while the family has the Wii plugged in 10:18 AM Dec 8th from web |
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I think the residents of the flat upstairs have bought a bouncy hippopotamus and put lead-lined Dr Martens on its feet. The bastards. 12:41 PM Dec 7th from web |
One phone call to Daily Mail Online Picture Editor, one apology ("we're not supposed to do that"), no financial demands made, photo removed. 6:45 AM Dec 7th from web |
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If you ever see me order a "SoCo" in a bar, please slap me hard. 1:44 PM Nov 29th from web |
Thanks to a person under a train and a miserable hissy fit nightbus driver, getting home from Oxford St has taken over 2hrs. I hate you all. 6:05 PM Nov 28th from txt |
Supporting Boris's new cultural initiative by spending the evening at the theatre in the suburbs 1:04 PM Nov 26th from txt |
Time for the obligatory "Ooh, blimey! It's snowing! But not very much!" Twitter message 12:16 AM Nov 23rd from web |
Trapped on the Central line with the notorious scrounging accordionist and his six year old cup-wielding henchman 2:49 AM Nov 22nd from txt |
I want to slap the idiot who shut the Circle line, the middle of the District line, the middle of the Jubilee line and 90% of the DLR. Hard. 8:55 AM Nov 15th from txt |
Just passed wotsisname the albino Big Brother 9 housemate walking his evil-looking mutt by the Serpentine (ah the transience of fame) 7:04 AM Nov 15th from txt |
There's a job advert for Black Rod in today's paper, if anyone fancies being paid for dressing up in tights and banging on doors 12:25 AM Nov 12th from txt |
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"Tonight on the X Factor it's Mariah Carey Night." Are there any more depressing phrases in the English language? 11:22 AM Nov 8th from web |
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When your Twitterstream has 12 consecutive posts all from the same Twitterer, it'd be nice if Twitter offered a "1 hour ignore" button :o) 3:43 PM Nov 6th from web |
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