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I just figured out how to transform into a gun. It's so simple. Unpopped corn, sour milk and yoga. Elementary. 7 minutes ago from twitterrific |
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I love spam! I think I'm going to start buying my electronics wholesale from Chinese factories. This iPhune looks like a nice phone. about 1 hour ago from twitterrific |
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My version of drinking alone: commemorate Zappa's death date in my favorite records: Broadway the Hard Way, Bongo Fury, Joe's Garage. about 1 hour ago from twitterrific |
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A special shout-out to my cat Lil' Kim, without whose slippery vomit I would not have almost face-planted into a boiling kettle. High five! about 9 hours ago from twitterrific |