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@taupecat I would love it if the Yankees won "The World Series of the Offseason" each year, and then fell short. It would warm my heart.
Does this spending spree turn the Yanks around? Or into the 1998 Orioles/2000 Redskins? I'm on the expensive, crushing disappointment side.
@SLAMonline MJ ahead of Isiah? What about Kwame Brown?
@SignalToNoise Don't forget that Magic was also paid to be a talk show host at one point. He's made a career out of being incoherent.
My wife just got a direct mail offer for an AMEX Gold Sr. Card (+62). Should I throw it away or use it as an excuse to tease her?
Hey look: you can buy the Cooley "package" on Redskins.com! http://tinyurl.com/6kq9zx
It's always nice to have something of yours linked from Deadspin - even if it's about a naked Redskin on TV: http://tinyurl.com/5kxatf
My daughter's class wrote letters to the troops today. I thought of the "Generation Kill" Marines profanely complaining about such things.
@TheFix I vote for the Duke, but I'm biased - he was my Congressman...
Blogging: Televised Locker Room Nudity is Not a New Thing http://tinyurl.com/6jms9r
Reading: Billy Ripken Obscenity Bat: He Finally Talks 20 Years Later - Sports Biz with Darren Rovell - C.. http://tinyurl.com/5fyzzm
Reading: Wonkette - Do Not Mess With Bank of America http://tinyurl.com/5qgxt3
I think the whole "Day Without A..." idea is risky. What if no one notices?
The power returned after we went to bed after being off for about 90 mins. Everything seems to work...
BLACKOUT. We lost power at 9:45 tonight - setting the alarm on the phone and hoping for the best...
Did the crowd in Charlotte just chant "Woomp! There it is?" I know the smoking laws are like 1993 there, but that's going too far.
Real life use of Twitter skills: condensing the one line of text we are allowed on our Christmas cards. I impressed the wife on that one.
@Truth_About_It And Robert Loggia: "I want you to go out there and rip their [blank]ing heads off and [poop] down their necks. Let us pray."
@taupecat My wife gets mad at me for Twittering while SHE'S nursing. I will pass this along.
I've come to the conclusion that the best reason to have kids are the birthday cakes.
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